Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s not what you think...mostly.
It’s when your wives leave you at the bar on wing night because you ordered another round of beers instead of paying your tab.
It’s going out and having fun, no matter where you’re at. If you like diving face first into a good time, you're a Motorboating Ass.
This is my new favorite shirt! Not only is it really comfortable, but people ask about it wherever I go.
Sam G.
I've been an ass for as long as I can remember. Mostly that means offering sarcastic, albeit hilarious, diatribes in the middle of super-serious meetings at work. Once I started wearing this shirt to work, however, my diatribes started gaining more traction.
Nick M.
Strangers stop me on the street to ask about my shirt. Whether I'm walking through the grocery store or having fun at a beerfest, people love it and want to know where they can get one.
Jeremy R.
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